Tuesday 31 January 2012

In honour of this proverbial boot up the backside, I'm setting myself creative goals and targets:

1. Master five new origami patterns: Feb 14th

2. Complete two new drawings / paintings: Feb 14th

3. Write new poem: Feb 29th

4. Write another 5000 words in book: Feb 29th

5. Complete digital butterfly: 5th Feb


On a completely different note: this is my 69th post!  *snigger*
I'm becoming shoddy at blogging!  What I really need is an app on my smartphone that lets me update my blog remotely from my palmtop.  No problem, thinks I.  Blogging is so big that there's bound to be an app for that!  Not a one.  Unbelievable.  I can get remote apps that work from my desktop but what's the point?  I'm already sat in front of my PC.  May as well just log into Blogger...

After much swearing and strife (not mine, NYRs still intact) my Valentines present turned up yesterday afternoon.  Gorgeous new Lutador ProStar gi!  I've wanted it for a long time so, unromantic though it may be deemed, I'm very pleased indeed.

Had a fairly chirpy day yesterday but a very upsetting one on Sunday.  Jay found a cat that had been hit by a car on our grass verge and asked me to have a look and see if I could identify him.  Sure enough it was our next-door neighbour's lovely cat Badger.  What sort of inhuman bastard hits an animal and then just drives away?  I wrapped him up and brought him away from the road then I had to break it to K.  Not an easy thing to do and I really liked Badger.  Did a lot of crying.


Left: Badger larking about on K's swivel chair.  
Right: Me & Badger playing with string in my front garden last summer.

Had a Castle night with K and then went for night walkies with the dogs.  Had several large glasses of wine.

Took the cadets for self defence again last night and it went quite well, despite the challenges of trying to teach an inexperienced class with only two floor mats...  I do enjoy the ATC, I'm really glad I got into it.  There promises to be some very decent events over the next couple of weeks too.  I've just had flying confirmed for a week on Friday and another date in March (hope I get a go!) and an extra long shoot on Saturday.

I am considering becoming a professional key finder.  I am fabulous at finding lost keys.  J had a small strop yesterday as he, yet again, lost his keys.  After a fair while of watching him search I brought my expertise to the game.  It wasn't difficult - wally had put them in the key safe...

Sunday 29 January 2012

I have been brought McDonalds porridge and orange juice for breakfast.  This pleases me as we've now run out of Weird Marmalade from M.  The porridge is because I was up at ridiculous o'clock this morning.  Giving serious thought to going back to bed.

Had an afternoon packed with Vampires and Werewolves followed by an evening with more of the same, courtesy of G. I can see the distinct advantages of being a werewolf over a vampire but I just can't get round the idea that werewolves are so dam hairy.  And they drool.  And I bet they smell.  Plus, vampires are sexier.

Waitrose, let this be a lesson to you.  Always check posters from the outside too...

Saturday 28 January 2012

Today I am most definitely having a bad face day.  It just isn't working for me.

I am thrilled to report that Kirk & Spock have finally twigged to the fact that when I pick up the jar of fish food it means they're getting fed.  Last night they got extremely over excited, which was entertaining and gratifying to watch.

Had a massive alien fest last night and watched both the Men in Black films followed by Starship Troopers.  Perhaps the fish were picking up the vibes.

In other news I have a fabulous new shower curtain which it blue and spotty.  I plan to take comfort in the new curtain when the shower inevitably goes periodically glacial.

Ah well, off to face my doom get in the shower.

Wednesday 25 January 2012

Now this is quite cool: Fossil!
With much relish I have discovered that there is a Kobudo class running at the Royal Armouries!  It happens to fall on one of my free nights too...  As soon as the Groundwork course is over I'm SO there.

Said groundwork course ran very nicely indeed last night.  The triangle and triangle escape is one of my personal favourites.  Too many people just try to caveman their way through subtle techniques like these.  For crying out loud, Ju Jitsu is all about finding and exploiting leverage - just because you're lying down doesn't mean you can chuck the concept out of the window!

Yesterday was wildly productive and am attempting to emulate that today.  Not on quite as much of a roll but not doing abysmally.  Last night I leaned how to make origami bookmarks - and yes, I know how ridiculous that sounds to everyone who's ever stuck an old receipt in a book to mark the page...  Surprisingly it turned out to be the hardest thing I've made yet but it is quite snazzy:


Am currently musing on how unhygienic keyboards must be.  I've just peered between the keys of this one and it's absolutely revolting.  I feel distinctly dirty now.  Am resolved to get one of those all rubber ones at the earliest opportunity.  They are fully wipe clean and, to top it off, not susceptible to unfortunate spillages.  So many of my keyboards have bitten the dust (*snort*) that way.
Due to my inability to get up when my alarm went off this morning (I consciously and maliciously turned it off...) I have been presented with a sausage and cheese sandwich for breakfast.  Ordinarily I'm a fan of hearty breakfasts but I must admit to struggling lately.  I've managed to forge through half of it but I think the other half may be beyond my comprehension.

We haven't had any post since the Lettergate Scandal.  I'm hoping this is because bills have been abolished and not because the postman is surreptitiously filing them in the bin so he doesn't have to come back...  Does this require me to try and catch the postman and proudly show off new letter cage?

Made considerable tax return progress yesterday.  I'm hoping to complete the campaign today and march on Paris. Vive L'Anglais!

Monday 23 January 2012

I am blogging because I'm avoiding getting in the shower.  I know it's inevitable, I even know it has to happen quite soon.  I just can't be buggered playing chicken with the damn thing.  It's worse now.  Showering has now become a matter of cowering at the wrong end of the bath, soaping up and then dashing under the spray as it turns lukewarm and frantically scrubbing as much soap back off as possible before beating a hasty retreat.

Nursing sore lips.  They were getting better until I gave J a kiss earlier and he shredded them with his glass shard stubble.  Sulking considerably.

This morning Taz went bananas (as usual) when the postman turned up.  He thought it would be a good idea to grab the mail, yank it out of the postman's hand and drag it through the letterbox.  There have been one too many toothmarks in important items now so I have been out and invested in a letter cage to go on the back of the door.  HA!
Have been having inordinately too much fun with origami of late.  Here are my creations thus far:


Top left: Crane.  Top right: Wol Owl.  Bottom centre: Frog.  You can blow in the frogs rear end to inflate it...

Today, inspired, I assembled a paper fighter squadron, which I shall present to my CO later tonight:


Proudly showed it to J who promptly asked what it was.  Quite put out.


Sunday 22 January 2012

I'm currently watching Taz trying to wake J up with the power of his mind.  It's quite funny though I'm going to have to kick him out in a minute in case he succeeds.  He's craning over the edge of the bed and staring at him.  Then he yawns moderately loudly and changes sides.

Incredible, he's woken him up!

Friday 20 January 2012

Once again I find myself sat in front of the computer with no glasses on.  Shame on me...


Range was excellent on Wednesday night, very small team in so I got to shoot every other detail.  Prone decent, kneeling comfortable, standing bloody abysmal.  Back to practicing positions with a 5k weight again me thinks.


Had a midday swim in the bath yesterday and got Jay to knead my shoulder out, which was tied in all sorts of knots from shooting.  Of course I put them straight back in with the weight so have given up complaining about it.  I have a sore arm :(


Training excellent last night, very small class so I actually (possibly for the first time ever) got to train the whole lesson at my own club.  Could there be hope for us yet??


I also sat down and hashed out the requirements for my 1st Kyu and 1st Dan grades.  I refuse to turn out black belts that are lacking in any way.  If my signature goes on the certificate then they must know what they are doing and have performed outstandingly.


In other news, I totally love this picture: Bookshelf Porn.  I want my own!

Wednesday 18 January 2012

This is the view out of my back window right now:


Sometimes living where I live is awesome - we get some amazing skies over the fields.

The Secret Lives of Fish

L was using the spare room last night so I turned the filter in the fish tank right down so it wouldn't splosh as much.  This morning I turned it right up to it's most powerful setting to make up for the reduced filtration overnight and the fish went bananas.  They absolutely love that filter! 

It's like fish crack.  They've basically been taking it in turns to swim up into the current and get washed across the tank.  Kirk is the worst...  I've taken the liberty of turning it back down as they are starting to look a little punch drunk.

And so, in the light of this discovery, I found myself coming up with new and even more inventive ways to avoid doing the finances:


I have decided that when I get a larger tank and a third fish I shall call him Dr McKoi.
I had a crack at painting Koi in the Chinese style today.  I used watercolours instead of ground ink and a couple of watercolour brushes plus an old baster for the bigger strokes.  I couldn't quite get the feathered effect that the ink leaves (see the donkey / pony's tail) but I don't think they came out too badly.

 

The black one is out of the book, the gold one was played by ear.
Tomorrow I shall be up with the birds.  Or at least the rest of the household...

Groundwork went well, nice little matching set of guard orientated techniques.  The hard part is not getting people to learn the techniques but to understand the underlying  mechanics.  Groundwork shouldn't be messy or thugish - it's a sly, patient art.  It's a game, human Chess.  Even at the bottom levels of my fitness I can roll for an hour quite happily without pushing myself because I can play the game.  You have to be like a crocodile: control the space, wait patiently, seize an opportunity and act decisively with speed and precision. 

It's times when I contemplate Ju Jitsu that I'm really grateful that I was born small.  It forces me to use real Ju Jitsu and giant killing techniques.  I imaging that it's very hard not to throw your weight and muscle around if you have it but in my experience it tends to leave you with a hole in your game if not spotted and nurtured properly.

Better to be fast and light than heavy and strong.  And when I talk about heavy / light I'm not talking about physical weight.  You don't even have to be flexible if the bio-mechanics are right.  Most importantly, relax.  There's a reason they practice BJJ on the beach in Brazil.  No relaxation, no game.

Tuesday 17 January 2012

J has joining me in the noble art of Fish Watching.  Dog disgruntled.

Fish are happy as larry now and are even (boldly) going up to the top of the tank for visits.  Very pleased.

I am having am immensely frustrating day - but not sure why.  For starters, my scalpel blades have gone the way of my acrylics palette and are now God only knows where.  I will just have to keep tidying until I find them.  The problem is that the blades have vanished as a direct result of tidying...

Time to go and hop in and out of the shower repeatedly.
Was quite concerned this morning to see Spock bullying Captain Kirk, even though Kirk is the slightly bigger fish of the two.  Spock seems to have an attitude problem and thinks he's in charge.  I have taken the liberty of moving a small plant pot into the tank and this seems to have intrigued them so much that they've called a truce. 

Am tempted to write USS Enterprise on the pot but not sure what to use that wont be toxic for the fish...  (Anna, this is your opportunity to pipe up with a pearl of wisdom...)

NB.  I wonder if it's possible to get actual USS Enterprise tank decorations?  Am tempted to design alien landscape in bottom of tank so they can do away missions.

They seem very industrious, pottering round (geddit?), picking up gravel, spitting out gravel.  Flapping etc.  My fish watching now appears to be wearing thin with J so will move fish behind my desk later so I can watch them and still appear to be working.

Monday 16 January 2012

And because clearly some people need further education:

Stardate 16012012

Aside from the rabid excitement of getting my fish, I was also presented with a new jar of DE.  Which proceeded to have a party in my mouth.

On the downside I had abuse shouted at me in the street by, of all people, Red Cross canvassers.  Merely because I didn't have time to stop (on a fish mission) and they were bored and felt hard done by because they'd been stood out on the street all day.  And I'm not extrapolating, they told me so.  I was really polite too.  I'm sorry, but they get paid (plus commission) for securing donations for charity - it's their job.  If they don't like it, don't do it.  And certainly don't scream abuse at people because they don't want to talk to you.

I also failed to find a Chinese brush painting kit, which I'm absolutely gutted about.  I really wanted to start working on plants and Koi but I guess I'll have to put it on hold.  I wanted to experiment painting Spock and Kirk as they both have a beautiful blend of colours.  Really gutted, I've never been much good at the painting side of things and it was quite exciting to find a paint / ink based medium that I didn't suck at.  I plan on seeing if I can use watercolours as a sufficient substitute for now so that I can get some practice in.

But back on the plus side, I now have a second pair of reading and close work glasses.  They are identical to my other pair except that these ones aren't wonky.  Win. Tomorrow I may wear them to Fish Watching...

Cadets rolled by, mainly consisting of revision on my behalf.  For youngsters they certainly make a decent cup of tea!  I also discovered this video...



This evening I executed a rescue operation in the garden and relocated my potted plants indoors.  Not much I can do for the rockery but I did my best with the bedded rose:


Ingenious, no?  I hope it survives the frost.  It's bitterly cold but stunning outside.  The garden looks like someone has blown a handful of fine glitter over it.  My favourites are the Ivy leaves and the pebble gravel.

I've started doing the planning for my next poem, hope to get some structuring done tomorrow if time permits.


Swahili: Waridi
Translation: Rose

Introducing the Crew

Captain Kirk:


And Spock:

 

Spock is most obliging when it comes to having his photo taken but Kirk is a little bugger.  He has the same mannerisms as the Family Guy version of Kirk.  I will do my best to get a better photo of him tomorrow as he is really quite gorgeous.  Whenever I start taking photos he goes and hides under the filter (being McKoi... ahem) or floats still and then zips off as the camera is capturing or gets right up to the lens:



He certainly is a little sod character...

They aren't quite settled in yet but seem to be getting there slowly.  When I have the pennies I'll get a larger tank and a third fish and call him Spode.

Sunday 15 January 2012

Today is a training day, so I am attempting to potter about and plan and prepare as quietly as possible while J sleeps.  Am having regrets about not getting properly dressed before I came downstairs as I'm using the computer in the living room which requires me to sit in the icy path of a an electric fan - otherwise it overheats and shuts down which is most annoying.

Once again I've managed to miss breakfast but I'm very much looking forward to lunch - I have crusty bread and the most amazing homemade relish (made from homegrown courgettes) that I've ever come across - courtesy of M.  No, just to decide whether to have cheese or mackerel paté as the main filling...
It is with infinite anguish and sorrow that I find the last spoonful of my Douwe Egberts, which I was so looking forward to drinking, gone.    RIP Dowe Egberts, you shall be greatly missed.


 We are assembled here today to pay final respects to our empty jar. And yet it should be noted that in the midst of our sorrow, this tragedy takes place in the shadow of new life, the sunrise of a new taste - a taste that our beloved coffee gave its life to protect, to nourish. It did not feel this sacrifice a vain or empty one, and we will not debate its profound wisdom at these proceedings. Of my coffee, I can only say this: of all the coffees I have encountered in my travels, this brand was the most... human smooth.

Saturday 14 January 2012

Art Day

Today I had a look at two new art mediums...

Double loading acrylics:



And Chinese Ink Brushing:

 

The Brushed Ink is my favourite of the two but the acrylic looks better in person than it does as a photo.

I've never had a go with either before so I'm quietly chuffed. 

Girls that read...

Thank you, Anna Banana, for this amazing piece of wisdom: A Girl You Should Date

After half an hour spent jumping in and out of a finicky shower, that brought a big smile to my face!  Perhaps I need to print this and leave it where a certain someone may see it...  Perhaps I will get grunted at less when I get caught with my head in a book at 2AM...


Swahili: Kitabu
Translation: Book

Friday 13 January 2012

The Art & Skill of Drilling

I give you: The Art & Skill of Drilling

Perhaps not my finest work but it's such a huge topic I started to get wary of length.  I already had to cull out all my material on visualisation.  Going to do a seperate article for that!

Budgets & Baths

I'm very good at budgets but they frustrate me a little.  I don't like basing decisions on money that's supposed to be coming in.  Or that might come in.  Or cash that you know you're getting but could be late. Today is admin day.  Oorah!

The bath has been resealed and a new panel put in and, I have to say, it looks fabulous.  I'm actually enjoying the idea of having a bath, possibly with bubbles and wine and candles.  Although you could club someone to death with my current book so it might be a stretch getting that in there as well.  The bathroom does, however, stink.  The stuff he's used is the most revolting thing I've ever smelled.

Very amusing to watch the dog trying to walk around with his 18 inch bone.  He struggles to get through doors.  I shouldn't laugh but there's a reason he gets one every Christmas...

Fish tank has not, as the fish lady said, gone cloudy.  The pump is running and it's stayed clear as a bell.  Have thought of the most amazing name ever for fish /es once it /they arrive.

Registration has opened for the BJJ opens in March.  Now I'm waiting to see how much of a team I'll be taking.  Funny, I was never nervous before any of my fights back when I was competing.  When the first few of my lads went on at the last tourney my hands were shaking so much I had trouble holding the camera still.

I must find the time to write a new article for my Ju Jitsu blog.  I should also really do something with the extra domain names the club owns...


Swahili: Sasa hivi
Translation: Soon

Thursday 12 January 2012

There are many downsides to where I live but the view out the back is rather good and we do tend to get the most interesting weather.  Really bright moons and gorgeous sunsets that set the whole horizon on fire.

Have just woken up from unexpected nap.  Been a while since me and the dog have spontaneously passed out on the sofa.  On the downside I now have nap-mouth but on the plus side I've started dreaming about lesson plans for the coming groundwork course.  My mind is a twisted but useful tool at times.

Ironic how when I go to bed at a reasonable time I need naps during the day and struggle to get up.  However, when I stay up until silly o'clock I'm bright eyed and bushy tailed.  Odd.

The majority of my day was taken up with a trip to Leeds to pick J up.  Although I love my new clutch (the Pug has never driven this well) there were accidents, idiots on the road and speeding emergency service vehicles all over the place.  Plus I hate driving through Leeds city centre so all in all it put me in a bad mood.

I did, however, watch the most amazing episode of Due South ever when I got home which stuck me right back on my perch.  Mounties, Paul Gross, Leslie Nielson and wolves literally parachuting in to save the day.  You can't beat that.  I followed it up with an episode of Red Dwarf and am struggling against the notion of using the Rimmer Salute next time I meet an authority figure.

I'm an insufferable Geek.  But, in my defence, so is the dog...


Swahili: Gari
Translation: Car
Am pleased to announce that today my alarm went off and woke me up!  Of course, the ambulance that had been sat outside the house making loud blooping noises prior to that did help...  And if all else had failed, the [insert language I've given up using] who knocked on my door at the crack of dawn would have done the trick instead.  Isn't it a good thing I didn't want a lie in today...

So, to wake myself up, I jumped in the shower.  As one does.  The boiler is now not turning itself off.  Instead it's shutting down for several seconds and booting itself back up intermittently.  So instead of requiring me to go downstairs, turn it off, wait for it to reset, turn it back on, go back upstairs and wait for the shower to heat back up...  The shower now goes stone cold, I leap out (usually saying something colourful like "Oh dear" or "My gosh"), it heats back up and I leap back in.

Honestly I think I'd have more fun playing in traffic.


Swahili: Habari ya asubuhi
Translation: Good morning

Eureka

Have changed name of sonnet.  This one fits better: Paramour.

Taz was outstanding at dog club - for once not the disgrace of the class.  Am a proud Mummy indeed.

I did mean to do some constructive things tonight, possibly tick some bits off my To Do list.  Instead I managed to watch three hours worth of the BBC modern adaptation of Sherlock Holmes.  It was actually awesome, they didn't butcher it and they didn't try to make Holmes into some sort of Hollywood superhero.  I will continue to watch it I think.

Tomorrow I will definitely tick some things off my To do list.  I will also clean the kitchen in preparation for art day with M on Friday.  I need to pick a new subject to draw...  Need to begin new poem also.  Will have a think, perhaps inspiration will come to me in my sleep.  Wouldn't be the first time.

Am going to leave phone on other side of room tonight and see what happens with alarm.  Am tempted to use Red Alert as alarm tone but I've done it before end up starting the day with palpitations.  Have gone with the Star Trek end credits as Taz loves them.  If it doesn't wake me up Taz will - nothing like a fat-footed pooch getting all excited and proceeding to thunder round and lick you to give you a rude awakening.  It doesn't half bring you round quickly when you open your eyes a little bit and the dog is staring at you, an inch from your face.

I should start Brisingr tonight but I know if I do then I simply wont sleep.  Why then, I ask myself, did I bring it upstairs?  On a side note, I may get new glasses soon.  Mine have been wonky ever since I got them and they are getting pretty old.  I should probably have my eyes re-checked and have the correct prescription made up but that will have to wait for now.

Music for today: Keane.  Completely forgot about that little gem until, in search of something for my Wednesday Night Sing-Along, I dug it out of my CD tin on the way to dog club.  I mean parked at the road side before I set off for dog club.


Swahili: Kwaje?
Translation:  Why?

Wednesday 11 January 2012

HAIL SPODE!


Anna Banana - you have a lot to answer for...
Crud.  Alarm test successful.  Time to start looking for some thrash metal.
Trying to fathom whether my Kama case will take a pair of wooden AND a pair of sharp...
My suspicions that my phone alarm hasn't been going off were reaffirmed today when I woke up naturally half an hour before I was meant to be somewhere.  Luckily I don't spend three hours getting ready and it was only a five minute drive away.  Had to skip breakfast though. 

Upon checking my phone settings it says that the alarm is definitely set and all is well.  I hope I'm not turning it off in my sleep again - I might have to change I Can See Clearly Now for some disturbing thrash metal.  Not the most tranquil way to start the day but at least I'd be actually starting the day...  I think I will do a test alarm later.  Thank god I was in bed before midnight last night.

Busy, busy, busy and finishing off plenty of little jobs.  Am putting together new Blitz order for the club.  Have accidentally added more things to supplement weaponry collection.  I really must invest in some sort of stand or rack at some point.


Swahili: Jina langu ni 
Translation: My name is
Bugger

Tuesday 10 January 2012

I have finally named my new English sonnet.  Check out Unbidden.  Feel like I can carry on with writing something else now :)
Very shoddy blog updating skills over the last couple of days - I have been kept insanely busy by J, who thinks I spend too much time sat behind my computer.

To be fair, he has been spoiling me somewhat.  He took me out and upgraded my fishtank yesterday.  It has a lovely new pump and gravel:


Fish to be obtained next week once tank has completed cycle.  Very excited.

Boiler fettled once again, old cooker removed, lots of crap taken to tip and new bath panel and grouting on Friday.  As consequence have spent almost the entire day cleaning and tidying.  I hate cleaning and tidying.  Did a fairly good job on the living room though to be fair.  Looking forward to spring so I can get the front garden back in shape.  It looks so pretty in bloom, I don't like to see it so bare.  I don't have a back garden - if I pretend it's not there it doesn't exist...

I started the day with a phone call to HMRC, which is my favourite thing in the world.  Nothing thrills me so much as being on hold with their Sims style music wearing a hole in my ear drum.  Partnership tax return completed - but haven't submitted it as I'm paranoid that I've missed something or done something wrong.  Oh well.  Perhaps I'll pluck up the courage tomorrow.

I think at some point I'm going to need one of these: Red Jumper.  Although I did see this and squeal a little bit.  Yes, I'm know I'm a tremendous juvenile.  Possibly the only child in my class at school that listed 'enroll in Star Fleet and serve on the Enterprise' as one of their career interests.


Swahili: Samaki
Translation: Fish

Monday 9 January 2012

Untitled


Silent she comes, like a wraith in the night
Soft glossy lips and alabaster skin
Curtains of hair that shine in the star light
Deep brandy eyes that see nothing but him
Wrapped with shadow, clad only in black lace
A dark rose with sweet petals and sharp thorns
Like bright pearls, bitter tears run down his face
She will leave him before the morning dawns
Nimble fingers reach to gently caress
Impatient, driven to hold her, he stands
Hardly contained, as he helps her undress
She trembles under the touch of his hands
Clinging to the darkness, entwined they lay
She rises with the sun and slips away
Boiler deliberately came back on and waited until I was rinsing conditioner out and then went stone cold again.  Soldiered on :(


Swahili: Mimi ni baridi na mvua
Translation: I am cold and wet
Temperamental boiler is on strike again.  Not happy, I was half way through a shower when it set up on the picket line.


Swahili: Kasirani
Translation: Annoyed
This is just getting silly.  I was up until half four again last night - I have become a proper night owl.  I thought visiting my parents over Christmas would fix my sleeping pattern but obviously it hasn't worked.  In fact, it's made it worse as I'm going to bed an average of an hour and half later...

The reason I was up so late is that I decided to do some casual scribbling before I went to sleep.  This turned into an all out sonnet and five hours later I was still banging my head against a wall  The first two stanzas came easily, the third stanza took hours but I got there eventually.  The couplet at the end is still evading me.

This morning I got treated to yet another breakfast in bed :)  Only J does bacon the way I like it - no one else has ever managed.  On a good day he makes a truly awesome cup of tea as well.

Had to pick thorns out of Taz's shoulders and head last night; I don't know where he got them from but my roses had better still be intact!  He doesn't even notice, he'd have all sorts of problems if I wasn't in the habit of checking him when he comes in.  We're currently enjoying the Lion King soundtrack - it's one of his favourites.


Swahili: Simba, Mfalme
Translation: Lion, King

Sunday 8 January 2012

I can do better than that.


Swahili: Kahawa na maziwa na sukari mbili tafadali
Translation: Coffee with milk and two sugars please
Do love that photo :)  It was a misfire but a good one!

Looking forward to getting into Firefly.  I hope it's all it's cracked up to be.  If I understand it right and NF is some kind of space pirate then it must be fabulous.

Awesome lesson today, really pleased.  Very much looking forward to getting into the groundwork course...  Working mainly on giant killer techniques.  Ju Jitsu is so the love of my life

Today, aside from the class, I cooked a curry and practiced in my heels.  Hoping leg presses will pay off soon and will turn into leggy stunner...   Unlikely.  Coming to the end of my Dowe Egberts - may cry about it.

*Looks at photo again* Ahh, choppy layers.  I get it now!


Swahili: Kahawa
Translation: Coffee

Kanibasami


Far too much fun to be had...
Surely all Instructors warm up their voices with the Rocky Horror soundtrack??

Saturday 7 January 2012

Spotted Pimpernel

The dog is making a habit of inviting himself onto my bed every time I go for a shower.  I wonder how he'd like it if I sat on his bed.  Don't answer that.

We seek him here, we seek him there
He's usually cowering under my chair...
EXCEPT WHEN HE'S SAT ON MY BLOODY BED!


Swahili: Mbwa, kitanda
Translation: Dog, Bed
Oh dear, I've just butchered the laws of narrative structure for my own amusement.  Have received notification from the International Poetry Council that my license has been revoked.

I don't expect anyone who doesn't know the rules behind narrative poetry to find this remotely funny.


Swahili: Hizi
Translation: Shame (also Disgrace)
Have just applied for my poetic license.  Should arrive within seven to ten working days.  Free P&P.


Swahili: Samahani
Translation: Sorry

Sonnets & Sandwiches

Tuna paté baguette tastier than first anticipated!  Where would I be if Jay didn't keep reminding me to eat?  (The answer "At a more preferable weight" springs to mind but as that's vastly ungrateful I wont mention it...)

Have added new tutorial to my archive, concerning how to write an English Sonnet.  Find it: here.

My personal favourite "useful phrase" to follow.  Have a deep seated suspicion that the page was put together by a woman...


Swahili: Mtu huyu atalipia kila kitu
Translation: This gentleman will pay for everything
Taz has just slunk under my chair and is now curled there in a ball.  He makes quite a good brake actually.  Dunno what it is about blustery weather that freaks him out so much, poor pooch.  Maybe he needs a cuddle.

Castle night tonight!  Ahh Nathan Fillion, how I've missed your limpid eyes, cheeky smile and rippling pectorals during my sojourn in Lancashire...


Swahili: Lugha moja haitoshi
Translation: One language is never enough
Oh dear, I stayed up a bit too late last night.  I foresee doziness today.

I really should get on with that Tax Return.  Is doubly frustrating that I've actually done it once and now am having to do it in a different format.  What's even more annoying is that it's coming out with different results.  And the kicker?  I know I have to do another set in a few months time.  Grr.  I'm sure the Inland Rev make it is as difficult and vague as possible so you mess it up, end up paying them huge penalties and then eventually have to hire an accountant to do it for you.

Have found new website with, and I quote, "Useful Swahili Phrases".  What a wonderful way to start the morning, I shall regale you with them throughout the day...


Swahili: Gari langu linaloangama limejaa na mikunga
Translation: My hovercraft is full of eels

Friday 6 January 2012

Move Like Jabba

This has had me cackling wildly for about half an hour now.  I have pulled a stomach muscle.


On a side note I had no idea that Uhura's first name is the Swahili word for star until I looked it up for the end of this post.  How APT.


Swahili: Nyota
Translation: Star
Have been plugging away all afternoon at new website: The Pen & The Sword


Swahili: Upanga, Kalamu
Translation: Sword, Pen

Night Fury

Am delighted by origami dragon, which was a gift.  Am looking forward to learning some more origami, the Japanese do seem to come up with the very best ways to pass the time.


I have decided to call him Pete and he now perches atop my computer monitor.


Swahili: Joka, Majoka
Translation: Dragon, Dragons
Today sees a return to normality, I finally seem to be settling back in at home.  I scored breakfast in bed but now the dog is in a huff as he automatically assumed the toast was for him - seems to be on hunger strike but it's not going to work on this side of the boarder.

Currently sat behind desk, which magically relocated itself during my absence, in new swivel chair.  I'm not currently swivelling sadly as it took some imagination to get it behind the desk.  It took even more imagination to get me into it.  Getting out may be fun.  Later I shall go in search of my art desk (making full use of castors) and swivel there.

Took the Christmas tree down today.  I can't help but feel a little cheated as I put it up right before I left for Lancashire so I don't feel I got my mileage out of it this season.

The first class back at the club went well, I thought.  For once I managed to nail the timing almost perfectly, which has been evading me for a while.  This year sees us delving ever deeper into the harsh reality of practical self defence.  I desperately don't want LTMA to become a closed minded school of Ju Jitsu or to become so entrenched in routine that classes become predicable and cease to challenge.  I want students to go home feeling that, in some way whether prolific or small, they have broken new ground in advancing their training and understanding.

It's been a fair while since I've been left on my own.  Surely the clock was never that loud before?


Swahili: Saa ngapi?
Translation: What time is it?

Thursday 5 January 2012

In addition:

11. Improve my communications

Make sure you're on the ball returning emails, texts and missed calls!

12. Use less foul language

Possibly get a swear jar...


Swahili: Sahaulifu.
Translation: Forgetful, inattentive, absent-minded

Wednesday 4 January 2012

2012 Resolutions *drumroll*

I think this year I shall endeavor to be more sensible and wiser with my new year resolutions.  I shall strive for inner peace and personal enrichment.  I shall also be more vague to increase chances to success.  And yes, I know that's technically cheating.
 
1. Write more
 
Can include personal and professional blog, creative writing, book etc.
 
2. Learn some basic Swahili
 
I am sticking with this one.  Jambo!
 
3. Gain a new qualification
 
Worked quite well last year so stands good chance of contributing to success this year (cop out)
 
4. Improve general level of fitness and firmness
 
Being female this is obligatory
 
5. Do more things that are fun
 
Examples: Walking dog in beautiful places, art, craft and drawing, time with friends, playing etc
 
6. Do something that I've never done before and will never forget.
 
Plenty of possibilities here...
 
7. Have an adventure.
 
I confess, big Famous Five fan.
 
8. Be less messy and more considerate / tolerant in general.
 
Cleanliness is next to godliness.  Patience is a virtue.  You get the idea.
 
9. Dedicate more time to my own training
 
This has been a major flaw of mine for years.  I get so caught up teaching others I forget about me.
 
10. Get a job.
 
Obvious one there possibly?
 
I think I'd better print these off and put them up in a conspicuous place.  Remember: For peace of mind we must first resign general management of the Universe...


Swahili: Amani.
Translation: Peace.

Let us address last years resolutions first:

1. Book holiday to Kenya
 
Nope.
 
2. Learn some basic Swahili
 
Buggered that one up too.
 
3. Gain a new qualification
 
Managed that one several times over!
 
4. Get Bronze Kennel Club Award with Taz
 
Even better, we got to silver.
 
5. Get into next jean size down (and stay in it!)
 
Best not to mention this one really.
 
6. Take part in Race for Life 2011
 
Whoops.
 
7. Post more regularly on Recipe Swap Shop
 
Am huge, huge failure.
 
8. Start & maintain new blog
 
Got half way there.  I started it...
 
9. Build website for LTMA
 
Resounding success here :-D
 
10. Wash up more often
 
I realy did MEAN to.
 
 
Right then. New list.